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HUMOR

It might be instructive to take a look at how the inmates of the
nation’s most prestigious penal institutions feel about the problem:


(To view the inmates, click on set of fingerprints)


“I remember the day the inmates rioted when they heard a rumor that a known plagiarist was about to be released from solitary confinement and returned to general population.”
—Armed robber

 “There ain’t nothing lower than a copycat killer. No sense of originality whatsoever.”
—Convicted killer on death row
 
“There may be no honor among thieves, but at least we don’t plagiarize.”
—Convicted thief

“If you can’t write your own ransom note, what kind of kidnapper are you?”
—Convicted kidnapper

“I got no problem copying somebody’s signature to steal some money, but I’d never steal someone's ideas. How low could you get?”
—Convicted forgerer

 
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